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W. Somerset Maugham
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I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
Playing hard to get is not the way to win me over. I'm definitely more for the girl who can smile and laugh all the time and just have a good time!
I show up. I listen. I try to laugh.
I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
I love talking to Brits because you guys actually have a sense of humor. You understand when I'm saying stupid things.
Laughter relaxes. And relaxation is spiritual.
If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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