Thanks!  0 | Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability. Ambrose Bierce |
Thanks! 0 | Arsenic, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn. Ambrose Bierce |
Thanks! 0 | Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. Ambrose Bierce |
Thanks! 0 | Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having. Ambrose Bierce |
Thanks! 0 | The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. Ambrose Bierce |